Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
