Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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