that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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