i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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