big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm at about main and main street
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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