Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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