That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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