I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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