Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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