im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
