I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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