Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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