I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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