Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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