we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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