i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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