I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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