if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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