Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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