Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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