...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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