Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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