kristin has been a bad kristin
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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