your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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