Don't you send me to vm
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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