I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I wish I only lived at night.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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