Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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