Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
