Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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