Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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