It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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