Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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