this boner is exhausting
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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