It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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