she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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