dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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