All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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You. Win. At. Life.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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