I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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