please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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