Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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