Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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