drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He kissed a someone with a penis
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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