Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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