a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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