You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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