Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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