At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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