I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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