I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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