after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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