love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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