I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He finger blasted me like an angel dude