marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We are two peas in an std pod
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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