Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
