thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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